Modern Warfare? Check! Diaper? Check! Wait what?!

Adult Reusable Cotton/Poly Snap Diaper

Don’t you just hate it when you’re playing Modern Warfare or some other online shooter, and are on a killing streak when nature calls? If you’re like most people you’ll hold on as long as you can then answer the call by going to the bathroom. It seems like a simple enough concept that most children over the age of 5 seem to grasp well.

For some online “adult” gamers however, there is actually another solution at hand that has evaded the rest of us. One of the most frequently bought items on Amazon with CoD Modern Warfare is an adult-sized diaper. I kid you not people. Here are some customer reviews of the Adult Reusable Cotton/Poly Snap Diaper:

This thing is amazing! bought it with a copy of COD and got a great deal. Arrived very quick and was easy to fit. Now the call of nature doesn’t interrupt the call of duty. No longer will i have to decide between a kill streak or a brown streak.

I buy this same product at a local outlet, Let me tell you, this is not only good for COD4, it’s also great for WOW, Halo,Starcraft or any other game you happen to be heavily invested in. I recommend getting these in multiples so you can just slip out of them and into some fresh ones when they start to get a little full.

Apparently a good kill-to-death ratio is much more important than basic human dignity. I sincerely hope these people live alone, and don’t thrust the charming odor of human feces onto an unfortunate roommate or family member.

Adult Reusable Cotton/Poly Snap Diaper on Amazon